Milan In Turkey - Almost Dead and Lost In Transation

I don't Know German nor Turkish...
So I communicate in Swahili and Silence in the Cold Isolated Turkey....
People Hate me, Although I look just Like a Turk...As They say...
They Overfeed me, Ignore me, Sabotage my world domination plans from Eastern Europe and steal my diabolic Barbie dolls... Its a Hard life in Istambul and Ankara....
But I try to Survive Amid the Savages....